absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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