Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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