Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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