So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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