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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.

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(360): View more from Washington

Im 95% ready to shit behind 711

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(904): View more from Florida

Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service

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hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body

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