I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I want her autograph on my taint
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
