You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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