I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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