Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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