I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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