My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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