I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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