What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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