Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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