they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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