Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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