I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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