the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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