we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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