I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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