If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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