Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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