There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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