I seem to have left my pride at pride
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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