whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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