ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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