Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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