So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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