She said her name was "party"
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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