Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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