Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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