i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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