im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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