You're my little dorito
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
