Hey man sorry I got all grabby
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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