C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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