she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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