what if I'm pregnant?
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party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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