Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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