Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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