I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We are two peas in an std pod
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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