Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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