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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose

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(505): View more from New Mexico

That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.

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(813): View more from Florida

For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way

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you don't.

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(915): View more from Texas

Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.

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(407): View more from Florida

If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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(563): View more from Iowa

he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!

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