Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just gift wrapped bread.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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