She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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