If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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