Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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