If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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