Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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