She said her name was "party"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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