Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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